Why did he take his trousers off

I thought of the post the dirty way

Yeah in loads of exams I think I did fantastic but then I fail

Apply cold water to the burned area

Good luck honey

What's the name of the movie

No man I look better without my glasses than having them on

Ok guys. Just before we die, we are not going to think about the beauty you had, the stretchmarks, scars or whatever, the popularity, etc, that you had. When you die you are going to think about the things you have done.
If some of you people are going to get stressed out about some stupid like stretchmarks then you have to know that no one actually cares about how you look, they care about they look themselves. They might say, oh look she has a stretchmark, but then he or she will forget about it.
Don't just stay all your life worrying about physical beauty. LIVE

In the last one what does the majority do? Or is there even a majority?

It's stupid to get such an amazing plait to the beach... if you get in the sea it will get messed up, if you lie down it will get messed up too... what a shame

It was so sad when the candyfloss elephant died (or dissapeared)

*hug noise

What a big tomato

*cough* sounds like desperate

How can she look so old, only being fifteen in the first pic?

We. Are. Drinking. The. Coffee. not. The. Cup.

Guys seriously i thought that was what black markets had what do they have

When I was at school and we got a lot of questions to do and I didn't understand one, I would just not write it and then teacher wouldn't notice

Yeah I don't know what they big deal is with Starbucks coffee