I was today years old..

So if i take home a kitten, or three, would i get in trouble?? (<_<)

It's 0° out, what is the perfect snack for this cold mountain peak? ICECREAM (no sarcasm intended, icecream is legit when it's cold out.)

Everyone is tough until they get sick.

o o 0 its magic!

You're not supposed to walk IN FRONT of the queen ya dick.

I'm telling Mr. Krabs you said, *makes dolphin noise*

He said, *makes dolphin noises*

My dogs do the same thing. We lose track of one and call his name. He just sticks his snoot out to say, "i am here! I is fine!"

And then i realized... Those are not leaves.

Blue skittlez!!!

Actually this movie turned out pretty great. Would watch again.

I was half expecting the song to be from white chicks lol.

There is a lake around where i live called Pomme De Terre lake. Its literally lake potato and i was today years old when i found this out.

That is only the best name ever.

This is what it looks like when my husband asks for a bj.

I think it looks like a super fluff bird dog.

"I beat the hare and I'll beat your ass!"

Everybody!! We wish you a merry *hic*mas, we wish you a merry *hic*mas, we wish you a merry *hic*mas!... *passes out on floor*

This is what happened on paranormal activity... this is a whole lot of nope.

Did she put a flower on its horn?