Especially because he is still alive. ...

Cassettes case.....why didn't i think of that!!

Ain't nobody got money for that!....at least for me

Yeah? well, wait till one of them sinks its teeth into your flesh......

It's the buttsex that makes this so delicious....

May the force be with The Chariot....

Yeeeeaaah mate!

My gameboy.....Warioland.....Tetris.....Super Mario Land 2.....Mortal Kombat,....oooh the memories...

Sing "All day staring at the ceiling, Making friends with shadows on my wall...." by Matchbox 20

Wow! Looks like it's a Mission Impossible!

Yup, some people take things too seriously....

it's waiting for THE kiss.....Why don't you try to give it a kiss?

"on second thought.....it's not so bad after all"

Parenting at its best!

Only in Russia....

The dog doing Ken's tatsu-maki-senpuu-kyaku.....

Might just as well change sex.....

I have to look up what Muff means....now i'm laughing too hard....

The awesomeness is just too much to handle....

Ah yes, very nice. Me gusta!

Okay, now where's my coke?

Sometimes not going full retard will save your ass.....