It's like a cross between a Charlotte Royale cake and a pie

It was always a sad day when one earbud broke.

This happened to me once, roach crawled through the crack in my screen door and onto the wall. I shrieked and got up to get a shoe and it started flying.

I want a Night Fury and a Sky Bison.

Uhhh. The bottom is for horny teens that want to see big boobs and the top is for intelligent adults who can understand a god story...

People do that?

"I don't mind if you go back and tell them so from me." The Hobbit
Not sure what to make of it...

I always hated hearing about fights that broke out at school and how the kid who actually stood up for himself and acted in self defence also got suspended. That's exactly how to raise a generation of victims.

This guy must have a serious beef with Shia LaBeouf...
(You'll get it if you know French.)

I posted this forever ago...

Dragon Tales?

I love this series <3

Patrick, let's be friends.

Go to 2 different stores.

I don't believe you.

And where they should learn things like Taxes, loans, mortgages, budgeting, etc. But learn pointless things instead.

My inner child is not okay with this.

"The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it."
- Niel DeGrasse Tyson
Can't say the same for religion.

Looks more like the background on my Galaxy

I don't like Beyoncé.

Probably my most favorite vine.

Don't they freeze?