This is basically an elongated Ferrero Rocher ball minus the outside coating og chocolate and hazelnuts.

I just sang this in a loop about 6 times in my head.

I have one of these taped to my apartment window to help ward off salesmen .

And the Darwin Award goes to...

Or you could have just plugged it into a computer and unlocked it that way?

I got really excited that someone had posted the original elements song by Tom Lehrer and now I feel really let down.

Gets me every time.

I need this job.

Those arms are freakishly long.

Don't push me cuz I'm close to tha edge

Win. Fucking win.

Not so shocking these days.

He looks like a combination of Orlando Bloom and James Franco.

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Target is the Walmart for people who think they're too good for Walmart.

I'm American but I write dates the Euro way

Is that Aang?

I loved this movie.

Can't wait to miss that one.

It's called sectoral heterochromia, when part of the iris is a different color than the rest. Complete heterochroma is when both irises are different colors.