"About time you showed up to rescue me!"

Who are you calling cootie queen, you lint licker?!

My step mom cancelled our family trip to Hawaii because I told a lie.

Just started watching this show. Amazing.

Ah yes garde manger.

I bet that model could fit inside it.

Kawaiiiiiiiii

When I die, I want the makers of the movie to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time

My favorite thing about Ed Sheeran is that none if his songs sound the same. Each sounds like they're sung by a different person.

He played the cousin in Chronicles of Narnia Voyage of the Dawn Treader as well.

This looks like a Dynasty Warriors screenshot.

My microwave has a setting that not only allows you to control the beeping volume but let's you mute it completely.

I had this problem with Con Te Partiro by Andrea Bocelli. I could only remember the music but not the Italian lyrics.

Eu te amo.

Halfway through my shift hahaha

Leo wasn't even in a movie in 2014

Or if it is, it probably doesn't pay enough to live off of.

You should have just told your dad that you didn't want his gifts. It's so ungrateful of you to go behind his back like that. Some people have to buy their own gaming consoles and have to buy their own cars. Oh you got a $150k car for graduation? I was lucky enough my mom gave me her 10 year old Buick after I got out of HS, and I'm still more grateful to her than you are to your parents. Seriously, fuck you.

I want one.

I had a cat that did that when I was little and I used to wake up with wet hair by my ear every morning.

I trained my mini dachshund to do this...

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