Communist size

That's wonderful ahahaha

Nope nope nope. Lick off the frosting. Eat the cupcake. The only way.

Fuck you...

I have a scorpion problem in my room and I wish it was like this.

I do that to my bellyfat all the time...

Yarnell 19, actually. Huge fire this past summer near Prescott, AZ where a crew of 20 volunteer firefighters entered and only 1 came back. Absolute tragedy.

Reminds me of Buddy's sister Mary on Cake Boss...

You're know you're finally an adult when you understand these jokes.

"He wants the D..."

This is my all-time favorite thing on the internet ever.

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One time I did mushrooms with my now ex boyfriend and he smiled at me and his face transformed into Him's. It was terrifying.

Punks not dead

It bothers me that they're not wearing pants. That's how you get burned.

Behold, the Great Deku Tree

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that he is wearing different colored socks?

Does it bother anyone that the reflection is off?

Webworms is the actual name. I see them all the time in late summer/early fall in Arizona.

Got so many ear infections from using these too much, and that still hasn't stopped me :|

What if the person with the bomb on them is some sort of hostage?

Dick move, if you ask me.

One of only a few drawbacks to an iphone