When I come home to a messy apartment after working all day to find my boyfriend who doesn't have a job just sitting in his chair playing video games.

My childhood :(

Meh

Someone asked my dad that once and he said "No I'm dead. Leave the flowers and get out!"

Only accurate in the southern half of the state. The northern half isn't that hot and has all 4 seasons. Take it from someone who has lived in both north and south Arizona. Picture is still hilarious.

You kno what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle wiggle wiggle

I'm 21 and I still believe that

Kill it with fire.

How I feel living in Phoenix

I see what you did there.

I've done that.

This must be why my step dad releases spiders back into the wild.

*Georgio Tsoukalos voice* Asians

Disgraceful

America trying tax itself into prosperity.

Tearing up here

The tooth on the left must be a so-called "wisdom" tooth.

Adult Version: Driving.

"You thank, that stop"? Haha

Is no one going to comment on the fact that it should be "a hundred" and not "a 100"?

Hey Jude... Nah nah nah nah nah nah