It's probably haunted anyway

You must be Barney Stinson.

Machines doing my job... makes me sad.

Sounds like a conversation Winston Churchill would have.

I needed this 15 years ago when my parents would trade me off between Arizona and Nevada.

Young Putin looks like Tom Riddle from Half-Blood Prince

Or Spam... learned that the hard way.

Bendghazi

Aka, my Friday. I love the hospitality industry.

Can this be the loading icon?

Flawless.

Definitely don't want children.

Mine would be red all the time.

It annoys me that people think Kristen Stewart is the blank-faced, stuttering, shaking person, when that was just the character she had to play for 4 movies. Bella Swan is the freak and Kristen is the amazing actress who can portray that so perfectly that the whole world thinks the actress is the same as her character.

I can't tell if the court is flooded or if the pipes underneath burst and caused the floor to ripple.

Boyfriend was on a motorcycle, got hit by an SUV, helmet shattered, zero head trauma.

Officially adding this to my bucket list.

I used to walk about a mile from my middle school to my dad's work so he could take me home. I was only 14 and would get honked at and catcalled by passers-by. I wasn't even wearing anything flashy because my school uniform was just a Polo shirt and khakis.

The Gray Chair

Is that not what's happening?

Also works for restaurant waitstaff