That's not a real taco, get tf outta here

They'll only survive in specific countries, and at the rate the climate is changing every year, I doubt they'll live long

y'all okay. i live like 5 minutes from this library and it's taken for granted so much. our school sent us here for a flex day and all the idiots of the class were complaining and i was like "GUYS. APPRECIATE IT" it's actually really cool and if you every visit mcallen, i suggest you come to the library (so proud of my little city)

DUDE WHAT

Literally Dan

I'm sorry but I'm a MAGIC TREE HOUSE KID BIACH

Asshole

I love that I can be serious when the situation demands it but I can also have a good sense of humor.

My English teacher has a bottle of her own tears and every time an essay is due, the next day the bottle is slightly fuller due to the idiot grammar mistakes

Oh uncle Rick
I'm currently reading The Hidden Oracle wbu

My English teacher gets mad at me for using the Oxford comma and says it's unnecessary so I purposely use as many sentences that use Oxford commas in my essays just to Piss her off

*takes a deep breath* IM BO YO ...

Yaaaas shine and Joey are otaku bff goals

I'm friends with my AP Human Geo teacher from last year and we text a lot during the summer. She's dope.

I especially love that one person asks if the other is a Disney princess when the other's user is "nothisismadison"

This was outside one of my elementary school bathrooms holy crap

"Uncle Jensen" RIP ME OMFGS CUTIES

Not 'discovered'
'Conquered'

It's Agent Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch!

My name's Alin. Pronounced "AH-Lean"

Skink!!

Han*

BUFFY!!!

Watson also says this in season 3

...his name is Kylo REN not Ben...