That's so punny

And all the person did was wrote a Facebook status??

So majestic

I'm just like, ugh lemme just go

Just look at the clock ad look at them like they have 3 heads

Is it ok that I'm crying

D0:/)7 judg3 --ok yeah I meant to do that SO DON'T HATE

I also don't understand when parents ask to fix your far after an argument with them, like what do they expect...like you yelled at me, now you expect me to smile by you screaming to fix my face

I see no difference

Should I call life alert now or later?

Ok am I only one who read this like 3 times and is still saying what

Let me just take this..and ok byeeee

I think it just means you like the colors

I WANT THAT SHIRT.. Not because its Ed Sheerans favorite ketchup...ok maybe

Woody looks like it was his plan all along

Well that..that's too much work

I mean, people have worst problems, but I still have problems

Don't worry, she's just on her time of the month

Well, what did you expect

One of these isn't like the others... It's the first one. They aren't looking in the same direction

And people mistake him for the best guy on earth.... Ed Sheeran

Tonight, I wanted to sleep, but now I must cry