Something they will always remember

I know, when I saw him as a kid I was like NO NO NO IM NOT WATCHING HIM, NOOOO

OMG so BAD!! I bet girls are ALL OVER HIM

I would paint something, and put it on the table of a deli, where they always have those fake grapes and stuff to make it look nice. Then I will just normally eat it, and see all those WIERD faces people make

I wanted to laugh, not cry

OMG I have 2 of them, I was like hey it's Instagram when I found it

Who tried to find the perfect place to do this?

Omg SO TRUE

And L + A + Z + Y = umm I'm too lazy to count that

I'm just like, ok I know I'm ugly, but don't hide from me, I'm not THAT ugly

That was beautiful

Thought that was Passenger at first

Yes Ed Sheeran... Lol don't dislike I love Ed Sheeran

So, why commit suicide, when you can sleep

I don't understand people, gosh. When you tell an infant to stop crying what do you actually expect them to do? They still don't understand you!!! And some parents want to see a movie, and they don't have a babysitter!!

Well did they?? Don't leave me hanging, I still don't know if somebody blinked

People are
Like, hey where'd she go, all I see is a gorilla

Now they are parents

That's veggy interesting

L.O.W Lots Of Work

So clever, why should we worry

Why was the person trying to find someone crying in the corner anyways

What do you mean online

And who would name their daughter 101