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Ladies, is this how we're supposed do it? 28 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
every girl is different. you need to listen and look at her body for clues when you are close to what she likes. usually tho, you want to start out soft n slow. soft butterfly type kisses at first. (this will start to heat the oven; remember, girls are like ovens and guys like microwaves) than lightly do the alphabet thingy. lightly! then as you get close to the "mouth" dart your tongue in and out (some like this and some dont; just listen and observe). lick up and down and all around. where you place your hands helps too. hold her down and make it so she cant move unless you let her (this will turn some on more than others). sometimes grasping the inner thighs is hot too. (it all matters tho! your tongue strokes, where you hold her and place your hands)....now this is where some guys get too over-zealous. you do not...i repeat....do not...start sucking the tip of the "nose" until she is shaking or almost begging for it. if done to early you might not get her to climax. when u get her
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Don't mess with his grapes 19 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
now THAT made me LOL (going back to annoyinglypositive)
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Don't mess with his grapes 19 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
yes i am! (alter-ego mode activated)
speaking as a parent: we TRY to give you what you want and remember what you want (cuz when you have more than 1 kid its hard to remember that: this one likes grapes, but the other one hates them< and the third only likes the green ones). and it REALLY HURTS our feelings sometimes when we think "OH, baby girl is going to be so happy when she sees that i brought home the cherries she wanted!" (even though it was an honest mistake b/c as a working-mom, it is hard to do everything we need to get done and please everybody and we always think of ourselves last) AND then the same lil shit you were trying SO HARD to please ends up throwing a temper tantrum (and i'm including the grown-ass-husband-kids as well)! [rant over}
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What if google was deleted 48 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
i am annoyinglynegative AND annoyinglypositive
What if google was deleted 48 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
you could have said 1,000k or [1,000 x 10^3] or simply written it out. didnt have to be a jerk about it tho. https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7128068352/h4543DBA2/
What if google was deleted 48 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
i dont need drugs to be this way. i think that may worse actually.
you called me an idiot and my alter-ego came out...kinda like the Hulk...but online....and i have an innie not an outtie (if you know what i mean)
Smile Motherf*cker -Pinkie Pie 29 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
what kind of bastardized shit is this?!
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More people need to keep this in mind 2 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
where's a wrecking ball when you need one
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What if google was deleted 48 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
keep fucking with me lime....i can see very clearly that i can make you look like a fucking fool so easily! (you obviously have no idea what you are talking about) SO understand this: you wont like it when im mad! FUX WITH ME.....i daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you
America's debt 25 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
Don't forget religion.
Humans Did Not Evolve From Monkeys 56 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
I think its so funny rednex is one of the most hateful people on FS and he/she is talking about God/Christ and acting like he has some power to pray for us. pray for your damn self rednex....star with praying fpr forgiveness for your hateful/judgemental ways. LMAO THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!
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Wise words from mr. Rogers 3 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
i love mister rogers and all but some people really suck.
I feel safe now 1 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
maybe Dog is just tired of your shit
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I don't want you to starve 11 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
i'm not a cat person but she sounds awesome
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America's debt 25 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
he's right! and notice how the increased debt really balloons up with bush #2 AND Obama.
i wonder why... 13 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
it should be called obama-dont-care
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i wonder why... 13 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
Hooray at last! but the next one will most likely be just as shitty a president as him. wish people started to realize there is always waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than 2 candidates on the ballots.
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Yep, thats why 6 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt.....that must totally be it
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Expressing an opinion around here 25 comments
annoyinglynegative · 10 years ago
actually i should have written this. (sorry i was using my alter-ego's account)
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