annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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So much p*ssy 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Guest there's no 'r' in pussy
The words to live by 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
bullshit
Not to mention, most people regret things they wanted to do but didn't more than things they did do. So even if you don't regret killing those 599 people, you'll still have some legit regrets at some point.
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to be or not to be 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
shhhhhh
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Sometimes I quote DJ Khaled 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
But someone inferior to you could still do something for you. The meanings are different.
Homicide (and cake) 20 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
badum-tssss
I said that approximately half a second before L did, and, honestly, that is my proudest moment to date.
That is where it started for me. What started you on the road to fandoms? 14 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I didn't choose the fandom life. The fandom life made my acquaintance, accepted a cheesecake date with me, and then very calmly and casually accused me of being Kira and from then on it was a 24/7/365 commitment of never being left to escape
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Have some weird internet thing #3 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Or the blood vortex.
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reckless 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
*stays in my bedroom but unplugs my earphones from my laptop*
fuck im so wild
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Have some weird internet thing #3 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
no but
the last ones
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she's gonna get a shock 21 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I, too, am that asshole and I'm not even sorry tbh because my best friend only gets hers once every two months
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Fancy Feast 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
wait what
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he's just jealous 3 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
No but this actually happens! In my elementary a school a friend and I sold weird hand-drawn comics to people. And in my cousin's elementary school in California, they've got a system where kids can earn money by doing good work in class, and designated days where they can rent out a table of the class to display goods brought from home and sell them, and the kids have started pooling their resources and sharing tables so they can all sell their stuff. I swear this is true, my aunt told me last week.
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Definitely a keeper 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
An extremely elaborate proposal
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Definitely a keeper 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
OH A PROPOSAL STORY
It's so cute!
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I always thought tea was more like an afternoon snack
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Magic satchel for the win 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I haven't even read the comics but I ship them
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ohmygosh yaaaaas 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Yes! So many times.
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this is like the magic staircase 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
YES
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There's a whole little art movement about sky whales, I love it 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
what up surf guy it's the guild here to destroy your entire city
Can't we just have him for president? 16 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Fanfiction totally makes the world a better place hush
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must have been weird 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Let me amend that question: where's the fun in having them, otherwise?
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must have been weird 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Stille20. Please. Women find /every/ opportunity to graphically describe their periods to men. What's the point in having them, otherwise?
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must have been weird 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Ahhh, well, in that case, he has a right to be traumatised.
Fish Puns?? 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
this is horrifying
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must have been weird 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Yeah, blood doesn't even flow in the shower, so you just see a bit of red and then it's over and you can pretend, just for a few more minutes, that you aren't in feminine hell.
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