Extremist terror. Fundamentalist terror. Simply “terror”. Muslim terror isn’t a thing.

I made food for my friends (we’re all 16) and one of them was staring at a prawn, turning it over, looking confused. And then he looked at me and asked, “Am I supposed to eat the soft bit or the crunchy bit?” Turns out he’d never eaten a prawn and was unable to infer which part was made for eating.

Jane Bennett was a self-insert Mary Sue, pass it on

I’m in high school and I haven’t heard a joke in at least two years that wasn’t about suicide, depression, or burning the school down.

If the doctor is giving her daily roses, then the advocates plan isn’t very good.

There’s no C

What. It’s not illegal? Really? Did all of our parents just collectively make this up for no reason? What is happening?!

I tried to pronounce “ianthony” and now I can’t stop laughing

*alois dancing in the background*

Honestly, same

Why are we all getting downvoted? Does someone have something against movies?

I’m just gonna leave this here:
Masoom
Anarkali of Aarah
Kapoor and Sons
Om Shanti Om
Kal Ho Na Ho

Forget words. Sometimes I see people walking around with whole sentences on their shirts that make so sense. It’s terrible. Why are humans like this?

OH MY GOD
All aboard the hype train!

I have a friend who made a fake Tinder and catfished a guy... not unusual for the boys in my school, but then he arranged to meet this man. He waited in the cafe until the man was about to leave, before approaching him, and “realizing” that they’d “both been stood up by the same girl”. They sat down and had some food together, and talked. In the end, my friend said, “By the way, that girl was me all along.” Then he booked it out of there while the man yelled death threats after him.

Young crippling realization that I’ll die alone

Hogfather! My first Discworld book. God, I love Death so much.