Happy birthday, dude

This happened to me once, when my friend was drawing something. It’s... really disturbing.

I read or saw somewhere that it’s not so much about who is making the joke, except in the case of specific groups making fun of their own stereotypes. It’s more about whom the joke is about—so, a rape joke about survivors makes people uncomfortable, but one that mocks rapers will make people laugh.

That’s me in four years... it’s fine, I fill the void in my heart by sending bad valentine’s meme cards to everyone I know. My current favorite is Saruman saying, “A new power is rising.”

I’m going to have children just for this

Perform.

I’m so bitter about this post because my alarm used to be for 6am, but I’ve just today had to change to to 5:15 so I can exercise in the mornings.

Murphy’s lesser known law: everything that can and cannot happen will happen in Australia.
I mean, we all remember The Great Emu War.

Back in middle school our music teacher held a rap battle day, and three guys went up to rap battle over science, math, and PE. It was strangely entertaining and things got pretty heated.

I have at least twelve of these. One for each major fandom and a few of my own.

Damn, Michael was right. Anger and confusion.

This is Hamilton fanart, isn’t it?

High school more like “where is my self esteem”

*sits quietly in the corner with my five fictional husbands*

A monkey stole my mum’s beer one time

See now, my own dog has hardwired me to be skeptical of this. He probably just wants you to throw it for him.