Oh, I follow that person! She posted pictures of her hens - Kylo Hen, Hen Solo, and some other punny name

pure

A Brave Boy

And then there’s my friend - who, when told that he couldn’t eat in the church, straight up deepthroated his entire banana.
Technically, it was the most efficient solution.

I have a distant uncle who married a woman because she bought poison and threatened to drink it if he broke up with her

When I was a kid, I always used to choose the toys that had fallen off the shelf or weren’t as fully-stuffed as the others—it I thought it looked sad or oppressed, I would ‘adopt’ it.

I have this. It’s exactly as perfect as it looks.

Eh, that’s pretty normal

*cries in south asian*

Ah, the joys of third grade. For us it was “Hu is the president of China.” I still have traumatic flashbacks about that prank.

Inisahus. I hate this game.

It’s fair that they want to point out this danger, but honestly that ad is provocative and the phrasing makes it sound aggressive and almost accusatory. It makes sense that people would feel hurt or attacked.

TURN IT OFF

But this format is still invalid because text in books doesn’t spill over two pages like that

Iconic

Those are Grindylows

Look it’s me
My parents are pretty cool about it, though, even those my dad would much rather I become a doctor

*laughs in only child*

Is this a Jaqueline Wilson book

My friends and I have this game called The Insult Game, where the objective is to come up with the most creative and weird insults possible—some general, like the dollar store thing, and some specifically targeted, but always humorous. It’s actually great time pass, we can go on for hours with just three people.

You know, I actually felt kind of disappointed when I finally got into GoT. I feel like there are way fewer deaths than I was lead to believe.