@fell_equinox One of the most irritating things is that it wasn’t even a crime until the British Empire took over and made it one. And then they left and the law stuck around - but now it’s finally rid of!

Uncalled for TT-TT

It’s even better when you go li k e th i s

Also, a worrying number of people (including someone I know) have reported intense pain in and around their eyes, and some have had side effects that just made things worse. It’s not a perfect procedure.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/11/well/lasik-complications-vision.html

The SO sounds more amused than anything, going by their last text

I learned one (1) Hindi phrase when I was little and I turned that phrase into a song that I would sing and dance to for up to 45 minutes at a time

About two years ago, a group of boys in the year above mine made some cupcakes and put their own cum in the batter, and handed them out at the school. Sounds fake, I know, but it happened and we all have trust issues now.