"If I let you get a hell yeah then everyone will want a hell yeah"
"But Fred already got a hell yeah!"
"Fine. You can have a hell yeah when Fred is done with his"

It's strange that for a lot of societies now, people are scared of coming out not because they feel as though society will reject them (although that fear is still there) but they fear people will go around going 'hey guys I have a gay friend and I'm totally cool with it! Look at me, being cool with a friend that is gay! We are so bestiesbecause I'm so supportive of gay rights!'
That's just what I think, and I think it's annoying.

All of my plans for the future start with "when I get rich..."

That was only like 5 minutes into the first movie

Many people think me an asshole for never saying 'I love you' but really, Tim-tams are very important to me, I do not part with them often.

Is it sad that even before I saw that second part my first thought was "no way. Dead mans blood is poison to vampires"
I am so obsessed with SPN.

We have a bunch in South Australia

"Hey y'all it's one of dem flowers"

i do not know what that is but it sure as fuck aint a man.

You peice of shit.

My DT teacher did the same but for Christmas, she had this Christmas tree costume. It was hilarious

"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to do the right thing"
"I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by"
And
"I acknowledge that the council has made a decision, but seeing that it's a stpid ass decision I have elected to ignore it."

Jesus fucking Christ Shane get your shit together.