oxygen deserves to be on there. keepin us alive and shit

yeah me too

Come on there are arrows on the floor!

i wouldnt consider 55 and under old

"THIS MAN FREED THE SLAVES SO THEY MADE THAT MOTHERFUCKER BROWN! SEE HOW THE REST OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TURNING THEIR BACKS ON HIM?"

A church across the street offers us free lunch one day a week, and one time i forgot to go, and at school they gave us chicken, but told us not to eat it because it wasn't fully cooked.

I live there and you can get whatever the fuck you want but you HAVE to take a fruit. And it's never like peaches or apples it's like some mutant pineorange banana shit you'll never eat. But they charge 2x the regular price on unhealthy stuff.

i got mad for like a split second until i realized it was jobs

it's an optical illusion created by the lens. noticed how the end of the hallway is movie forward a little bit but the walls are coming towards you? that's what causes it. When you cover it your brain doesnt have to process the excess information, and because this image has two different speeds, it causes the speed change effect.

took me three seconds, he's on the moon, and the moon is in the background

funny, justin bieber's dick isnt on the list/

actually there was a dinosaur so long and so big, that by moving it's tail it created a sonic boom

OHMYGOD

Thanks for reminding me summer's over. You MONSTER.

it's like a gif but it's not