Reminds me of a Prince song.

*cough* VAMPIRE! *cough*

Oh dragons! I thought they were Brontosoaruses

Once they've passed training and learnt how to read to people how do they hold the book without opposable thumbs?
Some sort of paw activated page turner with a treat dispenser built in?

Just so long as you don't wake up covered in night sweats with the unicorn whispering in your ear "kill the non-readers".

Hmm, same thing happens when I visit the U.S. from Aus.
... it's almost as if the world is some sort of giant sphere ...

Because hands rhymes with hands.

That must have been a shock.

IOI

I cumin for a break because it's so chilli outside and I'm peppered with puns I can't possibly compete agains. I know when I'm garliced.

Tricycle drive through?

It's also why I don't brush my teeth at the shelter.