Nice try Brazil.

People seem to be assuming that the human is in charge.

... or a kid with an unnaturally deep voice.

Sword of Damocles.

Is it spiralling its tongue in the first pic?

With that sort of propulsion available and strapped to your waist, surely you would wear roller blades?

Ah, '70s posters ... you were gone too soon.

Hilarious, it's not as if those people give you a job and pay you money. /s

Aren't they radically different technologies?
I don't have to know how to use a morse code transmitter for a telegram if I want to send a text.

... he/she says as they take a photo and post it on social media with some text.
(Meanwhile on another table someone is taking a photo of both of them on their phone and posting it to FS).

If you're curious like me about the sky writing style shown, skytyping apparently, then here's some more info https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skywriting#Skytyping

Is that clock fawlty?

High fiving (verb) - the inability to clap without assistance.

Pffft, nice typewriter ... what is it a Litton Imperial 220? lol

While it will obviously be a spoilerthon if you haven't seen the movie, there is a comedy podcast called "The Dollop" http://thedollop.libsyn.com/dollop-x-hugh-glass that did a show on Hugh Glass. Funny *and* informative.

Fleas?

Pig man http://youtu.be/K6j3imOxzB8 ("Pigs")

I'm hoping that's not a door at the back.

Happy birthday aarrroooooo