;-)

What are ligma balls?
Is that a US thing, ligma balls?

Correct

Your cat looks like a monkey?

You’re confused.
You’re due to see it for the first time at 15:07 tomorrow.

We do if we want the entire human race to survive the next 384,552 years.
Personally I think that’s a worthy gift to those generations.

Geoff?

Out of interest, for a friend, what are the obvious reasons?

I had to read it 123 times but not a fourth.

Wiggle stick

Or the lady could have been a poisoner.
“Thank you young man” as she lightly touches his arm with her gloved hand.
“That’s funny”, he thinks, “her old skin feels a bit scratchy even through her gloves.”

There’s always a Xocolati nerd. ;-)

A talking deer.