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Rare Photo of a Banded Australian Huntsman. This is a female, males dont have the Handbag 1 comments
ardeet · 3 years ago
Remember each of those grids are a quarter inch square.
A handful of rocks that I wire wrapped 9 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Correct. It didn’t say wiretapped.
... Jeffrey
He really wanted his photo at the Halloween party, but was super scared of the spiders 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Of course Super Mario would be Super Scared.
The Only Thing More Contagious Than COVID19 Might Be This Fox's Smile 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Foxes are super fun unless you’re in a country where they’re a feral pest.
Then they are something to be eradicated.
Get in me 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Ignore the top rows that repeat then read from bottom right to top left, lightest then next lightest then darkest colours in that order.
Lizzard-pope 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Frill necked pontiff.
Life HQ 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Well f@ck me, that’s interesting.
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After brexit 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Cruise ship.
Coronavirus Petri dish.
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I felt like drawing a marvel-like character and shading a lot, so here we are 27 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Konstannt was haunted by the look of uncomprehending fear as he convulsed and spasmed in her grip.
Her young mind understood the anger at her tormentor but striking back with an inner, defiant rage that smouldered away his life force as she held him till death made her nauseous and powerful.
From her life climb she paused and remembered this rocky ascendance when self mastery began.
Caesar pencil holder 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Brutelist sculpture.
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My Naem Is Cow 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
my name is cow
cat name is titus
i hate lik cat
bovine spongiform encephalitis
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For all its flaws, it's the best we have 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
This is the greatest time in human history to be alive.
There is less poverty, less starvation, lower infant morality, higher life expectancy, greater access to sewage and running water, higher levels of education, medical care that is unsurpassed.
Much of the world’s population lives a better, healthier life than Kings and Queens of only a few hundred years ago.
No more: chamber pots; no anaesthetic dental work; amputation for an infected cut; ten years in a gulag for ... something.
This is the greatest time in human history to be alive.
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A measure of convenience 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Have you ever wondered why the kettles in hotels never fit under the tap in the sink?
Meet Isabukuru, a protected Gorilla in Rwanda. Behind him is Veronica 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Like some movie about a primate monarch with a Mongolian name?
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Religion is against nature 7 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Will I still get internet points?
Make Murica hate again! LoL 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
It’s interesting how acceptable it is to stereotype the USA but if you do it to many other countries it’s deemed “wrong”.
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Penguins are dense OR If you've ever wondered how pangwangs stay warm 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I’m guessing you could make some beautifully warm vests out of penguins.
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Cat lost in Ohio reunited in New York with owner thanks to microchip 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Cat already scanning horizon for a new misadventure.
Friggin’ cats.
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Me a guy who works at IT 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
From a Brian injurme.
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For the Insta! 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
armless frivolity.
So wholesome 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Ogg
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Passing through 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Yes. Money is ultimately so temporary.
Still a Thornback Ray 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I’d like to say it was something deep but honestly I read a story about this being one of the oldest exhibits in an Australian fish museum and it looked like it had a little arm holding a certificate.
Bruh moment 7 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
This is a parody account (yes I did have to check).
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Eagles can be really big 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Or get your beverage opened toot sweet.
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