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Saw this in farmer's market today 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Both of them turned up to mine.
Hands up! Pew Pew! 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Credit the artist or get no upvote.
I had no clue elephants were such party animals 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
The best parties are nude parties.
Flacon Heavy’s 27 Merlins 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Not so fast sunny Jim.
Aside from the torturous anticipation of the hell blast the almost instant annihilation of your surface nerves would remove your adrenaline and shock response so you would be conscious for the liquefaction of your body to the point that your brain boiled into senselessness.
Life tip - find somewhere else to watch the launch.
The moon is a goldfish 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Credit the artist or no upvote for you.
Fashion story 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Credit the artist or no updoot.
BioShock infinite opening 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
We knew they were going to say “Left” even before they said it, Right?
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Dogs 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
You’re wrong, it’s not.
Dogs 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
You’re right, it is.
Ambrehtamines make house work easier 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
It’s because your Dad’s running for President. Hunter.
I love historical photos like this 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
That looks like a scene from the Twilight tv series.
Exceptional set 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Fair enough. I did consider doing that when I drew it - “Parents who believe they have exceptional children” however I wanted to present it as if they were puzzling over phenomenon. Thanks for the feedback though
Exceptional set 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
It’s a joke about how many parents believe their child is exceptionally talented but statistically it’s just not possible.
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Commence operation T00T)-(PUB3R T 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
No artist credit, no upvote
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Anon Finds a deaf girl 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I thought she was going to hate his voice.
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Duck the po po 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Ducked out on their bill.
This angle is really beautiful 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
That leaf better be wrapped around a scope.
My grandma was bavarian 10 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I call your grandma Oma as well.
She called the police.
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Life, uh, finds a way 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Ironically that plant is Benito Heath.
Darius Hules, scultore 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Dammit (;
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Darius Hules, scultore 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
At least he finished the main part.
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Darius Hules, scultore 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
At least he finished the main part.
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He could save others from death but not himself 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
His life was ... extinguished.
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This tiny praying mantis 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Tiny but proud as.
Played yourself 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
... at that point the entire story fell apart.