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Shannon you've made a grave mistake 11 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Almost gagged reading this... thanks for you’re service to there cause two
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Florence and the Machine summoned Hozier 4 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
History channel at 2 am
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The obvious choice is... 3 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
GF: doesn’t let you inside
Iowa: lets you come in and out as you please
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Pure ideology *sniffles* 3 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Who tf this man?
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Please don't follow her advice 8 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
@guest_ Completely agree. Parents are responsible for what their kids do and watch. Monitor what your kids are watching and make sure to put dangerous chemicals out of reach. Anyone else remember that being a field trip or school program back in the day?
But also... I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem sort itself out.
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What say 9 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Politicians: only care about re-election
Teachers: TEACH EVERY FUTURE ADULT EVERYTHING THEY NEED TO KNOW
Stupid laws: Rule #1 is don’t make me make a rule (everyone immediately does things that make new rules)
#coronavirus 9 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
States have been caught fudging numbers and some experts have resigned for governments forcing them to alter data. I’m all for reopening and getting my job back but I’ve got family with increased risk. If they die cause y’all can’t survive without restaurants and crap I’m coming for ya
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An apple a day, and all that jazz 4 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Basic chemistry from someone who failed chemistry on high school: pretty much everything is in pretty much everything and most of it could kill you but a lot won’t so good luck, have fun, and don’t taste anything in the bottles
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Knees and toes. 18 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Coming soon: “ And eyes and ears and mouth and mouth and nose” facial scrub
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Oh-see meem for funsubbers about phantom downvoter 18 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Upvote all the things!
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Mona doesn't do it for us uncivilized swine anymore 5 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Impressive painting but not worth the crowd. Also much smaller than I thought
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No CaTs In ThE aPaRtMeNt 10 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Cat: Y’all allowing demon chihuahuas and shit but I can’t live here?!
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Real life ear rape 4 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Dad bod energy
Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over 7 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
All I remember is being scared to death when they locked down the school and my teacher started crying.
Mythology 2 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Narcissus screamed this from the clouds to make it seem like came from the Gods. Also never needed to read to know he was the shit
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I can't decide which one is my favourite 6 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
I applaud the persistence
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Where did they get that pointy rock 4 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
HAHA HUMAN SLOW AS SNAIL THEY LOST ME YESTERD... the fuck you doing here again?!
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The ultimate weapon 10 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Control+F apostrophes and change all the contractions to their individual words. Big helpw
The void 3 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Nope. You staring at a ghost and now we gotta move. If a cat stares then does a zoomie you don’t even have time to pack
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Yee haw! 6 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Never heard of that specifically but love the idea personally.
As far as the intrusively overbearing Christians... “religion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.”
Pardon the implied pun on gender roles thanks to that quote
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Spread the nuts guys 15 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
And it’s not an interesting question that needs focus. It’s been a joke for quite a while and having testicles creates an obstacle to forcing ones legs together without discomfort. That’s biology not some deep social conversation. Doesn’t mean that there aren’t some men that have no regard for intruding on others’ space in compact places like public transportation but that’s not really the point of whether something else is sexist or not
Spread the nuts guys 15 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Whatever the chair’s creator intended, by creating something that intentionally and specifically subjugated a portion of the population (males) in its design. By definition it is sexist especially considering that it was a pair of two chairs designed for each biological gender that intentionally made men uncomfortable but allowed women to not be. On top of all that, the award being given was done so on the advertisements and coverage of the chairs’ intent to cause discomfort to men; therefore making it sexist as well.
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We will not entertain this methodology 14 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
Only from bigots and those looking for reasons to discriminate. The Hippocratic oath requires that doctors never do harm. That includes avoiding treating a patient because of whatever -ism you may subscribe to
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Looks like they did make an UNO sequel 3 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
If Valve has anything to say there will never be a Tres
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Lets update this 6 comments
ardinola · 6 years ago
What game/show?