Omfg. I think I just had an aneurysm from laughing so hard.

Dead.

Diva cups are life changing. So much cleaner and easier than tampons! The best!

This is called being born "en caul". It isn't super common, but is amazing when it happens! There is a video floating around that shows a baby born en caul via C section. Baby can breathe, as the umbilical cord is still in tact and babies breathe in amniotic fluid before birth.

Well, you are lady dead pool. So you clearly can sustain a multitude of injuries and be a okay.

This always happens to me!

Me right now. O.o

I was pretty sure I was replying to a comment about pedophiles. Maybe it got deleted.

A pedophile is someone who preys on children to do sexual things with them. So how is a teacher seating kids who like each other like pedophilia at all? Hmm.

I don't see what is creepy or disgusting about it. As a teacher, you can see who likes who, who is friends with who, etc. Seating kids based on peer relationships is something that every teacher does. It's not like we are forcing kids to get married. We are considering their emotional happiness while in our classrooms. My goodness. People are so sensitive sometimes.

As a teacher, I can confirm this. I ship kids in my classes. I also sometimes accidentally on purpose group kids with others I can tell they are fond of.

But does do you guys not see the tongue sticking out? That only happens when you open your mouth. So...why is granny's mouth opening?!

I was wondering if anyone else would notice this!

There is no such thing as being annoying by asking a question in order to further your understanding of something! They could be considered the same, yes. From my understanding, anyway.

Thank you! Never, NEVER write "I'm going to tell you about...." or "In this essay, I argue that...". It just sounds awful and illiterate.

This is the most judgy thing ever. Good grief.

Not an Oscar yet, just another golden globe

They might want to consider making trash cans more readily available if they haven't done so. Many people are too lazy to go find one, sadly.

Yes, agreed. Answer is C due to lack of comma