Arlan

arlan


The world is a funny place.

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The real MVP 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Right after breakfast.
I have no words 17 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
So that's why my neighbors are so noisy.
Like a mother would 12 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Good times.
Modesty first 21 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
It's just skin, calm down. I'm all for feeding babies or topless women in general at any place and time. But there's always going to be those mouth-breathing losers that will stare. That's just how it is. Maybe after a generation or two of women without tops, the goons would wise up.
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Cherishing the memory 6 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
"You gonna eat that?"
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Only p*rn I watch 7 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Such a giver.
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I miss this meme 2 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I always send the error report because I know their best people are going to get right on it.
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Need more men like this 73 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Ah it's just some kid who believes women are magical creautures.
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Day light is not normal 7 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Just sitting next to a candle.
Fuel up the jets! 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Fuck you winter.
That's too easy 34 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
How many months are available?
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Giggity 10 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
YOU'RE SWALLOWING MY CHILDREN!!
I always fear that they think I'm stalking them 5 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Wasn't this a Malcolm in the Middle episode?
Pros and cons to losing weight! 5 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
People always act differently around quadriplegics.
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No really we all ex YU have most hilarious cuss words 11 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
He denied it, but now everyone's thinking it. lol
Ooops!... I did it again 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I'd rather see 'em hang it up than start nitpicking at each other.
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Australian bicycle race finish 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Cargo truck goals.
Pun compilation 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Shounds like you're not a fan.
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Cheering up mom 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Does that mean in Germany it's blitzkregg?
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A lot of people ask, “Why? Why treat the robber this way?” 9 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
All I ever got there was a Sandwich Hack and extra flora.
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Dog food Diet 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
With a cart full of canned cat food.
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Need more men like this 73 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Ah this one's easy. Hop in the car or truck and leave! Go to the auto parts or hardware store. Stop in and pick up some breakfast or donuts to go. Don't forget the coffee. When you get home everything will be sunshine and roses.
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That's a good question 7 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
No, not just anyone could stop you from eating it, but somebody could. Legally or otherwise.
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When your textbook's author can't copy-paste well 5 comments
arlan · 7 years ago
Maybe. Who cares? That will be $700. please.
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I don't understand these couples 2 comments
arlan · 7 years ago
The power of optimism.
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