because water bottles are to mainstream

The ghost penis

Morgan Freeman is not one of them

i guess now i am Hikikomori

that's funny, i don't remember eating a sexy beast last month

It's a girl buzz light year

where ever that is, don't EVER expect me to go there EVER

Imagine if some baby pooped and they had to drain the whole pool

She is so pretty when she smiles

At first I did not want to do it, but it was worth it.

Ain't nobody got time for that.... But wow!

My heart just melted when I saw that........... cry, cry & cry.

'no homo'