Did anyone else read it and imagine that Cal Sagan is speaking in his own voice?

This is from the movie Dodgeball

giggity giggity

A photshopped pool over trampoline legs..

I see someone else has read Ender's Game.

I wish I could give this post a million likes.

Light colored hair can also darken over time.

Well yeah she would have to, eventually the world is going to get tired of all her break-up songs...oh wait. Yeah so the next obvious thing she should start singing about is the kids she has from condom poking.
Maybe she will fade into nothingness. beiber, minaj, lil wayne should all join her.

This is Microsoft's way of saying fuck you to their entire player base. PS3 and the new PS4 are way better anyway.

They are the same key, look at the date on the add. It's an April fools joke lol.

Epic win.

Owned.

Yet in the 1990's we were in the 20th century, were now in the 21st century.

That is just awesome on so many levels!

Honestly I don't understand why gender matters on the internet. It's not like you're going to see that person the next day. Yes I know some men pretend to be a girl to get free shit, but those men deserve what's coming to them.

Looks more like a Furby then a duck faced cat.

This one is a keeper.

As a former chef I can tell you this is not even close to true.

It's not a combat robot, it's a 80k toy that shoots nerf style bullets...

The head up your ass disability. I know a few people that deserve this.

You are right Lacey tax is based on the entire transaction, but you could still add the tax to each item, and it would be the same. The reason they don't put the tax in the price is different cities/states have different taxes.

In the last four frames the OP is miss-quoting Carl Sagan, as he uses the words billions and billions. Everything else is word for word.