Thanks for teaching me something new people of funsubstance.

I would always just say, "Well I have this thing called a VAGINA and every once in a while it gets a little..." And they'd stop me there and let me go :) problem solved

I say bye unless I'm on the phone with my friends telling them something really fast like I'm around the corner or something

Is mayonnaise an instrument

I'd rather go 6 years straight starting at age 12 to be done forever by 18

The kids that would buy(or steal) bulk candy & snacks from Sam's club & sell them made so much money lol we would even put in requests

I really want to see more of these lol

Awww... I'd slice a finger off a bleed to death on the 1st try but still, awww!

What's this?

Omg are you serious

Our local movie store went out of business a while back & when I asked the owner why they were closing down she looked at me with the saddest face & said "B/c people don't rent movies anymore they watch everything on their phones, tablets, & laptops now."

My birthday is on annoy squidward day....what a time to be alive

It's sad that I had to Google the conversion

Me way back when I was obsessed with Tokio Hotel & learned the German version of their songs

Wait a minute Public enemies was pretty good

Everytime I see this I die laughing

I'd be so freaked out.

If you saw me with one of these your best bet was to step away because 9x out of 10 you were catching a sticky hand to the face

I don't know about you guys but my mind is BLOWN

Awww

My mom had a cat named Ninja that was half domestic cat & half bobcat

Alice Cooper is throwing me Bill Nye vibes