Audrey

audrey


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i made this 28 comments
audrey · 8 years ago
The original dolls I make stay with me but I can make you an exact copy for best offer.
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i made this 28 comments
audrey · 8 years ago
Lol He sits on my writing desk.
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I was flattered, but the look on their faces told me I shouldn't show it 7 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I think some parents are just angry and want someone to put blame on so they use their kids as an easy target because they feel guilty for fucking their lives over by having kids so early so it leaves them stuck in a relationship, and life, they're miserable in. Notice how I said some. Not all.
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Smokers save your money 6 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
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If you are thinking about using tobacco products for the first time 11 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
Because I'm not constantly logged into this.
If you are thinking about using tobacco products for the first time 11 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I never said they were, man. I'm just saying that both of them can, for sure, fuck your life up.
Static 4 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I wonder how high the artist was when they came up with this.
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Aaawwwwkwaaard! 3 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
Am I the only one around here who doesn't think that's awkward?
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Time to move out 10 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
So that's what that smell was.
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Please tell me there's a cure 3 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
So, you're about to be a parent? About to have an infant.
May god have mercy on your soul.
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Surprise at dinner last night 9 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I opened one that had a baby crab inside of it.
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Ask them what is nirvanna 41 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I hope you all know that I'm a huge Nirvana fan. Or I wouldn't have the shirt. Just saying:)
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Ask them what is nirvanna 41 comments
audrey · 9 years ago
I'm legit wearing that same shirt right now.
Dad, you are just like 3 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
This was an awesome movie.
b**bs are Great 36 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Oh my god yes. That and with a fuckton of make-up on.
I love people sometimes 16 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Look how happy those two are. Just look.
Bye 14 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Jennifer Lawrence is spectacular. But, what if I told you I've never seen, watched, or read anything about The Hunger Games because I thought it sounded asinine from the way people talk about it?
*waiting for the downvotes*
Every time I hear my favorite song 15 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
The legitimate term for this is called musical frisson.
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Mine is Partition ;) 4 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Under a dim red light.
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A message to all the girls 14 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Damn. It just gets worse? There is no hope that one day I may not hate my reflection?
so far she hasn't noticed damn 6 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
The reason it's so thin is because it's a public school. Public schools really know how to make things ghetto because they want to save all the money they can, for example, my school started to renovate but just quit. The walls in 75% of the classrooms are plywood and the bathroom stall doors are held together with duct tape.
Such singer 7 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Much talent.
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who am i to kiss a meme? 3 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
Everybody's looking for something
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poor snowmen 4 comments
audrey · 10 years ago
He doesn't seem to have a problem with it.
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