My dog actually exists, so I've got that going for me 18 comments
aussiecarrot
· 7 years ago
Slick
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Captain firstname lastname 35 comments
Sleep tight pupper 63 comments
No milk stories? I beg to differ. 8 comments
*flying slipper received* 10 comments
The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
If I were a mountain: 5 comments
The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
aussiecarrot
· 7 years ago
It could be "Mama, just killed a man" as in a sort of causal way of saying he's just killed someone.
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The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
Even more for me *cries desperately* 7 comments
So excited!! 1 comments
The end 3 comments
*Men At Work- "Down Under" plays* 7 comments