I want to stand on them and jump from back to back

Cleveland. We were at a football game and it was hailing during pregame, sunny first quarter, raining second quarter, then clear the rest of the game

*grabs them all and runs* NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW

I saw a pumpkin like that out trick or treating tonight! Out of curiosity are you in Ohio?

Rose standing just out of the frame like "ok I can look I just can't touch"

Eyebrows on point

"Wait when tf did I go into my room"

We got one of those plants this year, they sold them in a greenhouse near us as ketchup and fries plants. Rather disappointing actually, the tomatoes were tiny and the potatoes went bad quickly

My parents didn't let me read these because they said they were stupid and immature, what are they actually about?

One of my friends was joking about her soul being dead and I just turned to her and blankfaced "You were supposed to die three years ago and I was sent to take your soul, but I liked you, so I stayed."

The Doctor: "At least you guys have others of your species!"

Is that Phil on the left? He looks rather concerned

Obviously fake
Real Egyptians show both their feet

I found a book that Cary Elwes wrote about the making of Princess Bride and it makes me so happy. That entire duel, except for the somersaults, was done by him and Mandy Patinkin.