*runs screaming into the night wand aloft* /*

The beads one is my older sister

ENTERING WARP SPEED

Holy shit I thought it was a video game character and I was like "oh damn graphics are insane" and thEN I READ THE COMMENTS AND I WAS LIKE "OH DAMN"

http://m.imgur.com/Mabh4?r

Or I was doing something and missed belting out my favorite part

So that's the function of a rubber duck

Is that Benedict Cucumber and his fiancé? Or are they married now?

Yeaaahhh I've had the same mattress for ten years and I don't think I'm getting a new one anytime soon

I think that's in Trinity College

My friend was doing that with checkers on her long-hair when he was awake and he got up and left with all of them still on his back. She had to chase him down to get them back lol