Touchè

Once you see it, you can't unsee it

@mialinay

"Oh finally, you're back! That lady you hired is CRAAAAZZYY. I dont even know where to begin. I had to survive off geckos and mice to avoid her poison she calls food. Please take me with you next time"

I want this t-shirt

@xvarnah

I can so relate to this

This happened the last time I got my hair done. I was scared of coming off as rude

**anxiety intensifies**

Same here

Cursed title

Night skies have beautiful stars

I feel bad for the poor thing

Not subway but yes

I can already tell that this is gonna be a whole neverending cycle till it gives up

I still don't get why some of us girls dislike short guys. Short guys need love to

I got very strong The Mask vibes from this

Tell that man to get off the seat! President Rogan Doggo needs to sit down