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avocadonut


Just a random girl from the north

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I'd like to offer myself but... 25 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Maybe, but why does it matter if a girl is in love with a man like that? I really don't see how it somehow isn't dignified enough to be with someone who only has a mattress and a ps. Sure she can have the standards she wants in a man and that's alright but just the fact that she is more hygienic and organized doesn't make her a better or a more deserving person.
I'd like to offer myself but... 25 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
These "attributes" tell nothing about the personality, who cares if you have vintage furniture if you're a total bitch
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Nude orange 5 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
That's not an orange. How the fuck can nobody tell a satsuma/mandarin apart from a goddamn orange
2 seconds 1 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
But then you have a wet bum
Sipderman is a fury 11 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Chill, ever heard of a joke?
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Best friends forever 5 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Shield your child from everything and they will have 20 allergies and a cold once a month
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Bone clips 11 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Turn it around, problem solved
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Good job 11 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Thats way more than 6 kg
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Kyuu-bee: Bee-lieve it! 7 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Am I going crazy or is that a Naruto reference
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They see me rolling 6 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Hope you like that broken neck pal
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Good boys 11 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Do you know the feeling when you're allergic and can't have a dog/cat for a pet... god I hate my life
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Makes sense 3 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
And then there's me who complains of being tired all the time but still goes to sleep at 4 am
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Call the priest 10 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
How can that not draw blood? The skin looks like damn taffy
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Russian football hooligans in Moscow 2 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Yeeaah that's a wolf...
that kid gonna have a hard time 45 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
What's wrong with Dorcas? I mean to me it just sounds old fashioned but English is not my first language so maybe i'm missing something
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Kummakivi, the largest balancing rock megalith in Ruokolahti, Finland 7 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
The name literally means "odd rock", very original indeed
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How embarrassing 4 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
I SHIP IT
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Nothing like the innocence of a child 61 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Vemon
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A rare Laurin Sandrow syndrome causes mirroring of hands 12 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
I'm sorry but that thing is a person...
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Adding a line 3 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
What's the cartoon?
Got these rose 3 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Man do I love prozd
Sexual harassment!!!!!!!! 26 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
But isn't it illegal to expose yourself in public? If that was a man pulling his pants down, he would have been arrested in seconds
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Rabbits fighting 11 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Watership Down
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Storm water pipe restaurant 2 comments
avocadonut · 5 years ago
Meal with Pennywise
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True masterpiece 35 comments
avocadonut · 6 years ago
You do, actually