I'm no dog expert, but I don't think that's a corgi...

Hurt by Johnny Cash... Doesn't seem to work very well.

Well not all apples are red...

Oh good I'm glad that's what it means, at first I thought it was a sign prohibiting begging, which would be terrible because a $500 fine for begging would be horribly ironic.

Well now that we have a firm grasp of the obvious...

Or that her breasts appear to be at her waist..

Corgiiiiisssss