hilarious!

love her

I love to do this to my husband and I always act surprised when it happens. I feel like he should have to clean every once in a while lol

yeah not sure why anyone would put the 4th bumper sticker on their car. look out creepy Mazda on your right!

this is fantastic!

all I can think is one slice would equal almost an entire pizza...chew on that :P

I am so over this whole thing...I would be happy to never hear that word again

I love my tattoos more and more every day...I know that by the time I'm old I will still appreciate each and every one...I have no interest in anyone else's opinion

good to know, thanks!

now I need to watch this again

apparently I need to keep pictures of celebrities making faces on my phone just for this type of situation

serious thought put into those possibilities

awww poor superman

it's always a ghost lol

it's like finding a $20 when a piece of gum is hiding in the side lol

yes! booty revenge is the best

I am notorious for this...

don't want to alarm you Mom, but you may want to keep an eye on that child...

so that explains it! I take back all of the awful things I have said about spiders...they good people

guys please stop wearing loafers...sorry this is not hot...at all
I can deal with boat shoes and white sneakers without socks...but no more loafers...you can wear those when you're 80...live a little

that's frightening and why parents shouldn't take selfies...this is something my MIL would do to my small children and freak them out forever...I can hear the tears now

wine actually compliments all the tears sooo

I want this sticker...or how about no one wants to get into a car accident