nice name drop

no...I'm good

I remind myself of this every time lol

I hope I can one day have this name plate on my desk...love it!

yeah I embarrass my husband like this often when eating out...especially if tequila is involved

German, Czech, Scottish & French

Lime Stapler...very scary!!!

genius!

don't worry sweetheart...one day far far in the future your husband will be too tired to play video games and then you will have to watch them collect dust until you finally convince him it is okay to put a few consoles away in the closet because honestly do all 8 need to be out and hooked up at all times?!? lol true story

yeah I know what my daughter is going to be for Halloween now lol...she has only been walking for 3 months

now that's just impressive

I'm always disturbed by overweight coaches in any sport...seems hypocritical

that's just fantastic lol

poor guy

gotta love loopholes

wow it's like you know me lol

they could at least close the door behind themselves...

know so many girls who think this way...and yes George you are correct

honestly I think women don't expect men to have big muscles and prefer the natural soft look unlike a large portion of men that I do think expect women to look like models and be super skinny...just my experience

this explains so much...I feel so enlightened for a Friday afternoon

I think the whole point is there is never ever enough cheese...EVER

this is so true!!! no matter how many times I try to get my 3 year old pumped up for an event he is always surprised lol :)

I would use the force to do laundry so technically since I wash more for others it would be using my power for good...because I fucking hate laundry