Bless my extremely little hands!

"And theeeere it goes. The only reason why i came here"

I saw a very cool explanation alongside this picture before, it was kinda like this: farenheit is built around humans, 100º degrees being close to the human body temperature (which is 97º?) And 0º being the freezing point of water with salt
Celsius and kevin are built around nature
In celsius 100º degrees is the boiling point of water and 0º is the freezing point of water
And in kevin 0º is the point in which atoms basically stop functioning
This is all i could remember, sorry for the inaccuracy

Seriously though, kids don't care about being skinny or fat and if your kid does complain about being fat it's probably out of health discomfort and not estetical discomfort, so you should help them feel better instead of being butthurt and blaiming society

The other day a teacher was asking things that bother us from our sex and i said " not being able to wear whatever the hell i want bc 'i'm tempting them to do something to me' " and i got cheered by most girls except my friend who said "well, if you are wearing a really short skirt then you are" and i swear i can't believe someone as sweet as her would seriously believe that crap

I want to see the next twenty

Too fricking soon

AREYOYU SAYING THERE'S MULTIPLE SPIDERS AT MY HOUSE AT ALL TIMES?

That's bart's not maggie's

I thought the birdkon ravenclaw's symbol WAS a raven... i lived my life in a lie

Regular coloured teletubbies are a horror show, have you ever tried watching them once you were not a child anymore? That stuff was creepy

STOP IT, STOP IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WATCHED THIS MOVIE ON THE PLANE AND FELT RIDICULOUS BC I WAS A TEENAGER CRYING TO A CHILDREN MOVIE. AND OMG WHEN DID THET START TO MAKE KIDS MOVIES SO DAMN SAD

I had never thought about it...they both even drive taxis

Yep people that's how badass we argentinian people are... okay maybe not really

Aaand that's why i'm not having children

"Look at me, looook at meeeee"
"Father, i know i'm supposed to love all of your creations, but come on!"