He contours a lot better than i do

I would have said "that's kind of the point"

Define "childhood"

Isn't taking big quantities of vanilla extract dangerous?

Wait what. How?

A friend told me her psychology teacher taught her a theory that said deja vu happened because our eyes sometimes perceive information at different times so when one eye lasts a milisecond more, the information it sends to the brain was already processed so we think we saw this before but it was actually just that one time right there

My grandparents always did that for me and my brother and cousins! I never thought until now it had something to do with my grandmother's german roots... Always nice to learn stuff like this

To anyone curious it says "close your eyes... make a wish... Enjoy your day! Happy birthday"

Damn alby got some legs

And books... The jurassic park movies are based off books

I thought it was going to be a progression of both getting old until the last picture with only one of them left and i was already preparing for crying

Wait. Who didn't already know this?

Maybe he let gryffindor won bc he wanted harry to have a happy life before he died (remember dumbledore died thinking harry would die to kill voldemort)

It belonged to my grandfather

I wanted a black one but this is the best i got

How i met you mother: the pineapple mystery answered

It sounds like something tumblr users are ashamed of and tumblr staff are laughing their asses off about

I tought my dog to highfive too and now she hits anything with her paw when she wants something