There's a girl in my class who i swear makes me want to hit my head against the desk every time she opens jer mouth (and i do actually do it most of the time... Subtle isn't really my thing) but she and i are always compiting for top grade (she literally beat me by a 0.02 point in our averages this year)

I played like this with my brother all the time... I kind of miss it, it was fun

The rest of us have deciphered the secret to go undetected to alien's radars and we ain't telling you

But didn't she say she was going to kill arthur ib the fifth book and then instead killed sirius?

I actually don't really like lily that much, she seems too spoiled to me... Please don't kill me

I actually saw this episode today!

It's like the expert version of those push a botton toys

But how did they *ahem* do it

Am i the only one thinking about the dangers of leaving medicine accesible to a 7 year old?

Me: *writes 8000* I'M NOT ERASING ANYTHING FROM MY MASTERPIECE EVERY WORD HERE IS RELEVANT

I never watched past episode 2 of the ninth season bc i knew how it ended and decided i would just pretend it ended there

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Jokes on him, he married the trainwreck

That's what happens when you drop out of school on senior year, one would think voldemort would have been patient enough to wait one more year before war

Right damn here

Chivalry is dead would make a great title for a book with that plot