I’m really lost here, what happened?

He made the magnifying glass from the power of science

Ahem let me analize:
Mulan: no, unless you mean the dick in her dad which i hope you don’t cause that is a whole other issue
Ariel: she was obsessed with human life as a whole, and even though human men (unlike mer-men) do have dicks, i don’t think that was her main concern
Jasmine: if by dick you mean all the prince dick she was running away from...
Cinderella: no! Homegirl just wanted a night off! All work no play made cindy go cray cray
Megara: that’s.... yeah actually she did sell her soul to hades to save her lover, moving on now....
Jane: i don’t even know what that girl’s goal was but i’d be very concerned if her first thought upon seeing a man acting like a gorilla was “let me get that dick”

I don’t know but he/she looks very wise

I relate to both sides of this conversation

When you wanna nap but the kids want to play

You are bound to crumble if expectations are to high, and you’ve got something to prove when they are too low

That’s a level of badassery i’d like to achieve

I’d kill to get back to my house around 2 am, here we basically go out at 12/1 and go nack to our houses at 6/7 AM

He didn’t sing on the first one but he did on the rest of them