But what if you want a little baby Death?

Our marching band bought out a huge theater and saw a movie together. There's nothing quite like seeing a movie with over 250 of your closest friends.

Is he bending his legs to stay in frame or are the heels that painful?

Be careful. You don't want to anger the Bro Army.

The hand to the left of the calendar had some trouble getting through.

I do the bottom right when on my period. The pressure helps ease cramps.

We have to pay for him to be faithful?

He's playing Lucius 2. The guy is bowing before Satan, not ... you know.

My dogs would never tolerate that.

Or you could just say it was random crap thrown on the floor.

Pewds!

Did she not untie it fast enough, or was it a tear-off garment that failed?

Who forgets their CHILDREN?!

If I hate someone and they ask for something of mine, I hate them even more.

What on earth is the girl in the middle doing?

Give me back my pipe so I can beat you with it!
Yeah, not happening.

I'm laughing so hard, I sleep through my alarm and barely make it to class in time, turn on my computer and this is the first thing I see.

Nostalgia Critic!

I hate that we need things like this, but I'm glad that we have them.

Dark blue Chex Mix.

America only allows tall, imposing men (about 6 feet or more) to guard the border. And the North Korean soldiers stand facing each other to watch for mistakes, while a third guard watches them for slip-ups.