The gameboy one isn't an issue.
flashlight, car light, candle, a small controlled fission reaction, a gas lamp, or one of those lights you could buy that slid onto the side of the gameboy without blocking the screen could all work.

it gave me chills so bad that my legs felt like they had been put in a freezer.
I don't know why.
this is gonna be so COOL!

lemons aren't bitter

I thought wondows said windbum and instagram said imstaglwr.
Also, mewmwbn-bomn instead of mercedes-benz

where was that tiny hammer aquired?