Dogs are the bestest 10 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
Greg is so fucking screwed.
2
The difference is pretty big 6 comments
Dum dum, dum dee dum dum 4 comments
When my roommate is having sex with his girlfriend on the bottom bunk 13 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
I shit you not. First night at college last year. Suite mate had brutal sex in the next room. The walls are made of concrete. My bed was next to the wall. I heard everything. They were at it until 2 am. I wanted to take a piss... but I heard them in the bathroom. She took a shit, then they did it in there too. I had to take showers at my friends' dorm for a week after that.
9
Oh, this brings so many good memories 16 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
I remember these. Just not the smell. I haven't have a sense of smell since birth.
Great parent 6 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
Im sorry about your parents.. I really do. But was I the only one who nearly choked to death laughing at the joke?
4
When you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off 3 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
I was at the dining hall on campus a few months ago and looked to my left in line and saw a flash. Suddenly a girl quickly out away her phone. I was so confused.
3
My little secret! 13 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
Similar story, a dude bullied me in middle school a lot. When high school rolled around, he got himself a girlfriend. The girlfriend was part Vietnamese. He came up to me at my locker after school one day and asked how to say you're hot in Vietnamese. I said "em la goup kuc, du me mai" (sorry, not very good at writing in it). Which basically says "you are a piece of shit, fuck your mother". The next morning was priceless.
16
Asian food problems 6 comments
Guess it's time to call my optometrist 3 comments
bamboogamer
· 10 years ago
This is exactly how I found out I needed glasses during 6th grade. No joke.
7
Mile sign fixed 25 comments
mother nature isnt friendly :/ 29 comments
Smart ass 5 comments
Being prepared 9 comments