I thought that was a kiwi fruit with sunglasses

That's not an achievement.

Looks kind of like Bill Cosby

How you gonna make pancakes with a rolling pin

I'm a lawyer. I was not enslaved. And I give free representation to low-income people to help them. So I would reconsider next time you call the pursuit of a legal career "useless."

That one guy on the left looks like he tried to run another car off the road. Maniacs!

Or maybe men should have a less fragile ego. I'm gonna go provide for myself while he gets his shit together.

I think I'm in love.

That cat is better at public transportation than I am.

Had already scrolled past it by the time I got it.

She's gorgeous.

Amazing.

Literally doing that right now.

THROW PILLOWS MUST DIE

Seriously though, two days before the deadline is WAY EARLY.

Amazing.