What does this mean practically

I love you so much and thank you for letting me go. I’m sorry honey I just wanted to make sure that you were able to do that stuff and then you could come over here. Thank goodness for the next time

Sanction

My husband is actually turning 32 this month, so I excitedly shared this with him. He also did not appreciate it so I’ll just keep saying it over and over

Except we didn’t ban the use of straws

Sandshrew!

Plan C is my plan A!

H. Jon Benjamin (Archer voice actor......also those Arby’s commercials)

I feel like every android I’ve ever seen is cracked. I rarely see them with cases

She has a song called No

Doesn’t even look like Hermione

Only two years old

That line is so lame