Thank you sir, I... Will (see what I did there)

I didn't, I made it up just now

Indeed

People die in war, and hearts die in love

I doubt it, see once you think you've found the one and the you find out that not only did she cheat on you with other guys, but lied to you about a ton of other, it kind of makes you wonder whether you'll ever find someone and I came to the conclusion that I wont

Well... Unfortunately for me, I have been throught just that... So... Yeah... i have come to the conclusion that i do not have a soulmate and will never find love

Same

Indeed

I assume so

I will

Clever

I am so so so so so sorry mybrotherisdead, I don't know who hurt you and I'm sorry they did, we're here for you, can you understand that? I know it's hard to understand that when you have a stick up your butt but we are always here to help the mentally challenged

Cool, well, good to know, thanks xavven

So basically he's a little bitch with no friends, Ok, fair enough

Thank you fruitcakebat, what disturbs me is that he get enjoyment from it

Much like captain jack, doctor who is an immortal tv show and one screwed up hater can't do shit

Here here, so true

I'm here, whovian Maximus

Indeed

You obviously have serious problems and I actually feel bad for you

Ok, that is too far